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May 7th is celebrated as National Cum In My Pants Day in observance of our brothers who couldn’t quite make it out.
“Hey Conner, did you seriously just cum in your pants?” “Yeah it’s okay, it’s National Cum In My Pants Day.”
When you have a sock on and it gets caught to your pants.
Person 1: Oh no
Person 2: what
Person 1: MY PANTS ATE MY SOCK
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
APMP Much better than lol, which everyone denigrates as "I'm not laughing, they are not laughing." At least use this until something better comes along. I got the idea watching a gif of the guy who gets the peanuts from the girl in the bar after she has sucked all the chocolate off of them. Made my day.
When that giraffe jumped over the SUV, I almost peed my pants. (I am sure you can do much better.)
To define something that has that va va voom be it an item, place, person, music etc.
Let the juices flow
#shabba
Guy 'Have you heard the latest Foo Fighter album?'
Girl 'Hella YEAH. It was like a river rapids in my pants!'
To add extra emphasis, give an example such as
"Ocean's 11/ level 5 Tsunami"
For the cock rockers out there "flooded my Calvin's" could also be smashed out.
A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.
This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.
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