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Used with happy doodles. Created when students misheard happy doodles as happy noodles and wanted to mess with the teacher.
Happy doodles? Sad rice!
A white male who only dates Asian women. Breed is marked by very distinct characteristics, including monochromatism of hair and skin, pronounced Adam's apple, lanky physique, complete lack of fashion sense, and inability to carry on a conversation with any woman who has her own opinions and is capable of expressing them.
Joe Manning at Stanford is a card-carrying Rice King: he imported a wife from Shang-hai.
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Any member of the front-drive, inexpensive, usually 4 cylinder powered class of automobiles that has had extensive appearance and stereo modifications in order to look fast, but in reality, is NOT fast. A 'rice rocket' is usually characterized by a high sticker-to-horsepower ratio, massive Boeing 747 wing (apparently to hold the rear wheels on the ground), and an exhaust sound somewhere between a lawnmower and a jetski.
"How much did daddy pay for your rice rocket, Tristan?"
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When you get fed up over a woman constantly nagging you that you finally snap and give her a haymaker to the dome in a enclosed space. Also known as Ray Ricing
Steve- "Why did you end up in jail last week?"
Jon- "My girlfriend wouldn't stop annoying me the whole week so I ray Riced her while she was doing her make up in the bathroom"
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Despite all the other sexual and racist definitions of this word, Fried Rice is just another type of Asian food.
The Chinese restaurant across the street has some AMAZING Fried Rice.
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