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A theory expressing the idea of a severe underdevelopment of the brain in the fetal stages that alter the brains ability to intercept and translate sarcasm. The effects of this rare mutation cause one to be "farcically acrimonious" (absurdly bitter). The unfortunate effects may portray the person as an angry or irascible person.
The Carter Theory completely explains why that guy is such an asshole.
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a theory thought of by Ami, usually is followed by a hypothesis
if u mix cocaine with alcohol, you wont feel a thing
another Ami Theory
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The theory that states that Wyoming isn't a state. This theory holds ground because:
A)You most likely have never been to Wyoming.
B)You don't know anybody who is from Wyoming.
C)You don't watch television shows that take place in Wyoming.
D)You don't buy products from companies based in Wyoming.
But what is in that part of the country? A government conspiracy? The Illuminati headquarters? A tear in the Space-Time Continuum? Open your eyes.
Marvin: "Wyoming isn't a state"
Yoervis: "That's bs man"
Marvin: "Read up on the Wyoming Theory"
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A complex theory of physics that basically says the entire universe is made up of cosmic rubber bands.
For an explanation that the common man may understand, read "The Elegant Universe" by Brian Greene
Dude, string theory is so awesome.
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A youtube channel that over analyzes games, but people love them anyway
Game Theory is such a good but also annoying youtube channel.
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unattractive people will take photos from various angles to give the illusions of looking better than they actually appear. Common in dating sites, as well as social networking sites such as nexopia, facebook, myspace.
The angly theory is used mostly by fat chicks. High angles give the illusion of height, and reduce the apperance of fat. When meeting someone from the net, always ask for multiple pictures.
remember: girls in photos are fatter than they appear
mike: check out this cool artsy pic that this girl i've been talking to on myspace sent me.
ryan: Dude..the angle theory predicts that she's fat
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A deranged, hour long, conspiracy theory about the show SpongeBob SquarePants. That connects a series of loosely related Visual gags into one over arching “skin theory” that encompasses the entire show. Skin theory was created by an unknown YouTuber by the name of Doug Woolever in 2020 and then dramatically promoted by the mysterious YouTube algorithm for no apparent reason. Some say it’s a satirical take down of other media conspiracy shows on the platform or just commentary on YouTube conspiracies in general. But to this day the true purpose of skin theory remains unknown.
Why the fuck is YouTube still recommending me skin theory?!??!?
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