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this isn't a spoonerism but a fully-fledged insult in its own right. it should be used in pleasant company as a derogative term favouring the speaker and referring to the audience. whilst there is a passing similarity to words spoken by Linda Blair, the referential difference is clearly important. it is a calm approach to dissing, using only references to items of clothing and common actions (normally using scissors).
"I love you!"
"SO! Your mother cuts socks in hell"
"Damn right she does"
"I love your too!"
(loud audience applause)...
(shouted by band member on stage)... "Your mother cuts socks in hell"
(louder audience applause)...
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An amazing TV show about a guy named Ted searching for love, a girl named Robin who is trying to start her career, a couple named Lily and Marshal who want to start a family, and a guy named Barney who likes to bang stupid and careless hoes.
Person 1: Have you seen How I Met Your Mother!
Person 2: Yeah I hear it's legend-dary
Person 1: Okay let's watch it after we get back from Mcclarins
Person 2: This is a monumental event, make sure to suit up
Person 1: But um, I don't like suits their uncomfortable
Person 2: Never say that, it's almost like when you said you don't like lazer tag
Person 1: Wait I almost forgot the mom is ...
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Fairwell and I want to thak your mother for sex but as I said before I have to leave
ohhh you just got serverd peace out and word to your mother
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1.When you are telling a story and have engaged a listener but realize that the climax of the story is not nearly as enthralling as the build up, this phrase is used to complete your story with an unexpected slam on the listener instead of trailing it off at the end and disappointing yourself and your audience.
2. Alternative ending to a "and then I found five dollars" type of story.
"Today I got to work a little late and there were rumors about my company letting some people go. This afternoon, my boss called me into his office and sat me down across from him with a solemn look on his face... and well, he didn't fire me, but the point of the story is, your mother's a whore."
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When you feel so good that you can fuck somones mom.
Hey, How are you feelin Mac? GOOD ENOUGH TO FUCK YOUR MOTHER!!!!!! -Super troopers
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Best freaking show ever created by anyone.
Ranks with Big Bang Theory, CSI, and Raising Hope
Person 1 - Did you see How I Met Your Mother last night?
Person 2 - How could I have not!!
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legen - wait for it - dary! the best tv show to ever exist. the best character barney nails a lot of chicks, marshall and lily are in a soppy relationship ted is trying to find true love and robin is kinda just there
how i met your mother is the best tv show to exist
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