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The Gentleman's way of Netflix and Chill
Taylor: Thanks for taking me out to this fancy restaurant, that was so sweet of you!
Tom: Wanna come with me to my crib?
Taylor: Of course I do!
*walk into his crib*
Tom: So you wanna prime instant video and chill?
Taylor: Sure, I'm just gonna grab a cucumber real quick
Tom: I already have one here *unzips pants and buries his dick so hard in her ass that whoever pulls it out will be crowned king arthur* whilst sharing a glass of wine with her.
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America Online Instant Messenger sux0rz j00r nut0zrsr. OMFG ICQ IS BATERR@!@!@22
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A instant messaging system used by jewish people to communicate through heads so that goys cannot understand or attempt to interprate the conversation. Similar to AIM or Aol Instant Messaging.
Abraham looked across the commons at Sallie and was "Jewish Instant Messaging (JIM)" her as she walked towards the tables. Johnny, the preachers son had no idea what they were saying, but gee I guess he did have a comb-over that day.
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Messaging system created so that low lifes can chat online with the "friends" that don't like them enough to either answer their text messages, or actually talk to them in person.
situations such as these bring great relief to the "block" button.
susie: i wonder why that hott guy hasn't answered my constant text messages for the last three and a half hours
-after logging in to AIM Instant Messenger-
susie: oh, no worries! he's online!
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The act of farting or shitting on your partners face while tea bagging them.
I was tea bagging my girlfriend last night. I thought it would be funny to fart so I gave a hard push, but I sharted and gave her a Swiss Miss Instant Chocolate!
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When a person dies quickly and unexpectedly.
Jerry: 'What did he die of?'
Mike: 'Sudden Instant Death Syndrome (S.I.D.S.). His parachute didn't open and he died on contact.'
Jerry: 'Shitty.'
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