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An insurance policy required by a title company for a real estate transaction that's not worth the paper it's written on. They exclude everything that may arise and don't have to disclose it, past, present, or future issues.
What is title insurance and do I need it?
Asking your partner if they have pet insurance for their pussy because they’ll need it after getting it smashed
Hey sweetie do you have pet insurance because your going to need it after I smash your pussy tonight
An insurance pee is similar to plain old peeing. The only difference is that the insurance pee is usually taken, regardless of if they need to, when the pee-er isn't sure of when they'll encounter another bathroom.
Insurance pees are usually taken before leaving for an unknown or unfamiliar destination, or upon discovering a bathroom at said destination.
Ben: Mom, are you ready to go?
Susan: Yeah, hold on, let me just take an insurance pee.
What experienced drinkers do when they leave the bar but have a long ride ahead of them. Even though you don't feel like you have to pee, you go pee anyways so you don't get 15 minutes down the road and suddenly have to try to find a place to pull over and pee.
"Ok...I'm going to hit the head and take an insurance pee then I am out of here..."
Insurance that will cover your wheels tires and anything else you end up fucking up on your vehicle.
When alexis drives over a curb she tends to pop tires so she calls up the curb insurance to have them fixed. Common on blue Volkswagen bugs..
Insuring a man gets an erection by committing to his needs and pleasures.
My wife has some great ideas acts for an
Insure-Erection when she’s horny.
something that you can "accidentally" leave with a friend or take from them so that they HAVE to see you again.
Rob keeps leaving his tapes in my car. It's totally hangout insurance.