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The act of shooting ones load into the oraface or hole of anothers body, thus the term "internal."
Often done vaginally,(the best) also possible anally, thats where you get shit-dick and also inside of a girls mouth where robin spits (maiden name swallows) got her last name from (austin powers 2)
1. Ya bobby shot it up all in her that night and got it good 3 weeks later with that damn + sign still burned into his eyes.
2. ya they now will forever called him shitdick ever since the day he fucked that dirty little slut (who never whipes) in the ass had a little internal cumbustion which got them some both nasty infections, that made it so that little slut couldnt shit right or little bobby fuck right for a week.
3. Ya they took that little slut from above back to the hospital to get her stomach pumped when it was found that she had swallowed cause both her holes were plugged from fucking around.
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The quest to sleep with 12 different women, each of a different nationality. When accomplished the international wings allows you to have an opinion on where the best chicks are from. A strict rule is that 1 lady = 1 nationality, you are not allowed to double up if a girl is mixed race or has duel nationality, and in such cases you must decide which nationality you want to claim in your wings.
If you are claiming the wings, you must have proof of your conquests in the form of photo or video, preferably of them in action.
DUDE1: Hey dude I just scored my international wings last night!
DUDE 2: Got photos?
DUDE 1: Damm right, and theys all had the angry pirate as well!
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The International Baccalaureate a.k.a the I.B. or I.B.t.f.g.g meaning: I Blow Teachers for Good Grades. The (I.B.t.f.g.g) is well known among students that flunk some IB subjects due to it's complexity (biology and physics) and its abundant amount of work that does not let you have a minute alone to stimulate yourself (masturbate). The only sexual activity you get to do when you take the IB course is the blow job if you are female or a cunnilingus if you are a male (to the IB teachers of course)
The IB program is dedicated to those international young people out there who think they need this special, intriguing, fun, and exciting program to enter into a good university or college. Now this is what the IB counselor (who probably is one of the greatest persons alive in the art of telling lies) tells you and makes you believe in such a way that at one moment you think that without the IB program you will become a bum without a family, a job, a career, a wife/husband, and a house.
Now isn't this a load of bullshit, excuse my profanity, but the IB program is probably the most artificial, fabricated, and fraudulent program in history of moronic and brainwashed programs. The IB program is the perfect example of wild capitalism that's completely created for-profit.
If your parents are not forcing or obliging you to take this program, then don't do it. You will enjoy a better senior year without it; and with an abundant amount of more time free of activity, exams, art works, etc.
John: I can't masturbate tonight
Mike: Why? There's always time for that.
John: Not if you're taking International Baccalaureate
Mike: Oh, I'm so sorry, I did not know you were taking this course, I'm incredibly sorry for asking that.
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A global organization that revolves around the philosophy of the Areas of Interaction and the IB Learners Profile. Typically classes are at a higher level of thinking and involve deeper thought. Other aspects include a decrease in social life, increased health problems (sleep deprivation, stress, headaches, etc.) and the susceptibility to ridicule by Certificate Candidates who have more interesting classes to choose from. Students usually appear to be brainy, witty and sometimes "smart-asses". Best of all, they are very good procrastinators and usually make parodies about the Learner Profile and likewise. Though there are plenty drawbacks, and I repeat, plenty, IB is very appealing to colleges and universities and can better prepare students for the work involved at that stage in their lives. (Written from a student's perspective)
Specifically for International Baccalaureate Diploma Candidates: TOK (Theory of Knowledge), CAS (Community/Activity/Service), the EE (Extended Essay), etc.
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One who slays (has sex with) multiple people internationally.
Kayla is an international harvester.
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A female giving away her pussy for free instead if getting paid like a proper hoe or prostitute should.
"This chick just fucked me, john, Sam, and jojo. All we had to do was by a bottle and bud. We just spend 30 dollars and she fucked all of us. Then we kicked her out and she had to walk home broke."
'She wasn't worth nothing if it took 30 dollars she wasnt worth shit. She could have made atleast 300. Man She just a intern hoe. Fucking for free and went home broke.'
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Internalized hatred of your actually being a whore . A range of negative attitudes and feelings towards your whoring behavior.
For example, some women may be uncomfortable or embarrassed by other women who are open and free about their sexuality. You try really hard not to let anyone see your inner "whore". Your internalized whoraphobia is what makes you judgmental of others who may also practice whore like behavior.
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