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An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?
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A depraved sex act with a female double amputee having no legs, in the standard Cowgirl position. While on top, the female is spun in circles by the hips by the male.
Obviously a large penis. It is unknown as to which race of human this genitalia is. It also houses some power that makes it fly. As well as flying, it also makes itself invisible. Using this power, one can be the ultimate sex icon.
" I Tried to take a whiz, but my penis magically detatched it self from my crotchal region and flew away. It turned invisible and grew in size quite dramatically. I knew It to be as The Giant Invisible Flying Penis. "
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A group of villians from the future that are also invisible. Defeated by Harryman and Cousin Tex long ago. They loved throwing people into cardboard boxes.
The Invisible People From the Future will return and wreak havok on the present.
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A stop sign that is not there, but is observed by locals anyway. Often found at the end of freeway on-ramps, in parking lots, and in front of Yield signs in Massachusetts.
No officer, I did NOT see that she was stopped. Must have been that invisible stop sign.
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Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.
*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*
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Dude you have no hobbies why you searching „ how to kiss someone invisible“ ?????
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