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The man you must ask forgiveness from for having been created.
God is weird. Or non-existent. Probably the latter.
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God is love the creator of the world.
For god so loved the world he gave his one and only son. That whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. John 3:16
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The creator of earth; king of kings; highest of high; highest ruler;
God is the almighty king of heaven!!!
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A fat ass jolly bitch dressed in red that breaks and enters peoples houses at a set time every year and drinks their milk and eats their cookies then leaves on a vehicle powered by enslaved reindeers - wait no that's Santa.
"Dude god just broke out of jail and stole my cookies and milk!"
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The world's most popular imaginary friend, other than Barney.
"Im going to go talk to God"
"I thought the psychiatrist killed him?"
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