polish jump start

going to a basketball court, getting naked, attaching power cables to your nutsack, jam a midget on the end of your cock and hit the switch with the intention of blasting the midget off your electrified wang through the hoop from the 3 point line. extra points for a swish.

yesterday sucked ass, i was boris yeltsin level drunk and i hit the court with some homies to practice my polish jump start. i killed 3 midgets and my cock exploded....i did hit a few 3's though. winning!

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false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

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going back to the start

getting back to the good

getting back those happy thoughts & feelings

starting over

I'm going back to the start

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Pull start

When you have a rope around your balls and pull really hard

Yeah I just got out of a 4 hour operation from pull starting my balls

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Let's Get It Started

The radio edit of the Black Eyed Peas' "Let's Get Retarded."

Let's get it started, ha!
Let's get it started in here!

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the wallpaper starts peeling

To have sex with someone so much that the room stinks and becomes so humid

till the room stinks the wallpaper starts peeling off the walls the bed breaks in half the ground starts to shake the windows are fogging the ceiling drops down neighbours call the police, multiple noise complaints, till the train passes by

Started from the autumn

An affirmation for the beginning something beautiful, that primarily in the last quarter of the year.

Aubrey started from the autumn and now we are here.