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Stag and Jab

A typical alpha male dick move, will prey upon the insecurities of his handsome young target for instance, Valentines Day, and while appearing single and sweet and heartfelt at first it finally dawns upon his prey, as the door slams shut behind him wedding ring back on, no number, no goodbye, he was just trying to get it in and you, well you let him think you fell for it because lawd knows you got yours!!

If Joses typical stag and jab routine couldn't work at a singles mixer on Valentines day, well he had other issues to tend to, like that alpacha on his head. Oh I mean toupee. Ew

by CWRocksNYC February 11, 2016


jabbed all up the lip

To be punched in the mouth, usually for doing something stupid or irritating.

If you don't give me that twos you promised me you're gonna get jabbed all up the lip.

by mainframejeff July 10, 2009


Tongue jabbing

Tongue jabbing - when you poke your tongue in and out of an anus in a jabbing motion

Fiona had been longing for john and so when she flew down to see him she immediately pulled down his pants and jammed her tongue into his arse giving him a great tongue jabbing

by Swine Doctor May 29, 2016


Did a jab

The human equivalent of using a condom then proceeding to reverse said condom and use it again

Did a jables the other night on the missus

by Buttwig May 28, 2020


Rib Jab Knock

a knock used to alert a dude of the preparation or a freshly completed folding of a Rib Jabber

"knock knock"

"yo what was that?"

"Rib Jab knock dude, get the teas in"

by tommy sparks May 1, 2005


Jabbing

It is the action of jerking off into you hands and rubbing it on as after shave to attract your next jab

If your shaving you should be jabbing

by Rogèrio July 31, 2022


god jab

what someone said in roblox lol what it means: Good Job but shorter, And I don't know how to spell because I am an Idiot

God Jab

by Landonisanidiot December 18, 2021