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Jerks off to his mates girlfriend
"I heard Jacob jerked off to Jareds girlfriend."
"No Doubt"
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I am Jacob.
view me as you would any other figure of art, for I am a masterpiece. the seams within my seams have been delicately crafted by the most seductive hands, my astonishing personality is beyond the likes of any entity on the mortal playing field. gaze into my somber eyes and unlock your truest feelings towards me, perceive what cannot be comprehended from a mere outside view. I am truly a pillar of omnipotent pride, masterful handiwork, and deep compassion towards society and its playthings.
Man: "God, Jacob is so fucking cool."
Woman: "I agree. I want him so badly. UGH!"
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jacob is an undercover jerk. he acts like the sweetest most amazing guy EVER. but then you realize how big of a dick he is....
At First:
Brandi: "I'm just another wide-eyed girl who's desperately in love with you."
Jacob: "Aww your not just another girl you are something special in the world your BRANDI<3 your the best your my best i <3 you"
Brandi: ***feels like the luckiest girl in the world***
Afterwards:
Brandi: "Jacob, what's going on with us?"
Jacob: "I thought you were sweet at first. I told you I was just kidding about that other girl, and I was gonna ask you out today, but now your just a bitch."
Brandi: ***walks away crying***
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A guy who is is really tall and blond, and also has ridicuously big feet. Size 14. He's really funny and goofy.. And he will be your friend for a while until he stops talking to you for no reason. He also likes to lie.
Girl 1: Was Jacob your friend?
Girl 2: yeah, but one day he stopped talking to me.
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An inconsiderate asshole who slaps women, and emotionally beats people. He doesn't care about anyone but himself, and is probably gay. He cuts himself for attention and drinks too much coffee. He is exceptionally prone to occasional bouts of manopause, and never showers, washes his clothes, or wears deoderant. Also, did I mention he never brushes his teeth? NASTY. All and all, he's just a bad guy.
Oh nothing... Just Jacob, yano?
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A guy who is a total jerk and an eggplant
hes a ducebag who every girl avoids because he can flip him eyelid and burp in your face
he has bad breath aka his super power "death breath"
he cant get a girl and has the skill of the Naruto Sexy JUSTU
he is dead inside and likes to get high on cheetos(dont ask)
him oppion never matters and none can be near him because he will roast u
He is a part of the COLT and MAFIA as well as......wait for it.......ILLUMONATI
YEAH THATS RIGHT
hes is the birth of a savage and a terrorist (rydney)
I bet u if he gives birth to a child, he would eat it
just saying!
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