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jakob's shatter

tfw you meet an arrogant person that tries to intimidate you so in order to regain harmony you must show said person they ain't shit.

queer 86: yea, that creep wanted to dangle a carrot like im vegan, so i had to lend a hand in jakob's shatter

queer: youse a cow, huh. mooooooooove.

by 4cc_bloom May 19, 2019


Jakob b

Is a mad lad and is a joy to know and be around and always good to get a choof of said abrona and is so special his existence and is cherished but every ine

Jakob is a bad bitch

That jakob back at it again with the white vans

by Tall as fuck giant April 30, 2021


Hans Jakob

He is a bad ass man! He loves to do somethink with other gurls and is a small fuc*boy. He is a good kisser but bad in bed.

I just love Hans Jakob

by BadGirlFromHeaven January 2, 2017


Hans Jakob

A "Hans Jakob" is a introverted male teenager who is kinda handsome, a little bit of a class clown but not populare, not at all sporty he has a small group of friends that he likes to hang out with.

That New kid is kinda a Hans Jakob

by Henrkn July 25, 2019


creutzfeldt jakob disease

a rare brain disorder caused by prions

its symptoms include: personality changes, memory loss, impaired thinking, blurry vision or blindness, insomnia, problems with coordination, trouble speaking or swallowing, and sudden jerky movements

creutzfeldt jakob disease is caused by genetics and exposure to contaminated tissue but can also develop later in life by the age of 60

by Perfect Mania January 8, 2024


jakob delgado

Sex on legs

Hey you know jakob delgado?”
“Oh he’s walking sex

by Don't stop accoustic February 22, 2018


jens jakob

when jens jakob sees a faucet or a towel. he shall pee in the faucet and shit in the towel

"fuck, jens jakob is coming over. better lock my bathroom and hide my towels"

by dillerdrengen123 May 10, 2022