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The moist remnants of precum left in your pants after a boner has came and gone.
Alright bro, I was standing there dick game on hard and this bitch grinding on me left me feeling that Jean Juice running down my leg.
a good underground female rapper that doesn't have to rap about sex to be considered good
Jean Grae can kill all these wack ass girl rappers in the mainstream
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Pants that make you look like you could be related to Elton John. These include skinny jeans, leather pants, or if even skinny, leather pants. They tend to have too much design just to make the wearer stand in attention.
Phillie: OMGawddd I just got these new Ed Hardy skinny jeans at the store the otha day and they are just delightful!!1 I really went out of my way to get these. I really like'um.
Mark: Cool story bro, so you got Elton Jeans...
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If you’re gay, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re straight, you wear cuffed jeans.
If you’re any other sexuality, you wear cuffed jeans. Literally nobody cares. It’s fashion not a label.
Person 1: “Ooooh are you wearing cuffed jeans? Are you bisexual?”
Person 2: “Nah fam, I’m not bisexual. I just thought they were cool.”
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The incorrect spelling of "Billie Jean", a 1983 hit song by Michael Jackson.
Person 1: omg, I <3333 the song billy jean!!! it rox~
Person 2: Learn to spell.
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those seven jeans are okay but my tavernitis are way more expensive
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Vacuum-fit jeans that leave no room for a guys' privates to breathe (sometimes cutting off their entire lower-body blood circulation), resembling dark-colored, opaque saran wrap if it were wrapped around one's legs. They are preferred by boys of that kind of style (way of life, fashion, however you wanna patent it), with long, lithe, gamine (did someone say chicken?) legs. Occasionally, you'll see a boy or two with an unusually blessed behind or front, with either of those body parts wanting to pop out of them that you could just swear it would take just one more gait and the thing would rip off just like *snap*.
Kevin: Dude, why are you drooling? Are you looking at that emo kid over there?
Gary: Yea, shut up. I'm trying to concentrate.
Kevin: Concentrate on what? Those emo jeans?
Gary: Yea, well can't you see? His bottom half looks exactly like your sister's.
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