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when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.
I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.
Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.
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Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.
Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys
James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.
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To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.
getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.
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1. To masturbate in a strenuous way
2. A session of jerking off
I had such a good Jerk-Out yesterday, my girlfriend got naked on webcam & I produced a quart of semen.
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When one or more beta males that have a cult following to someone jerks them off in a conga shaped line, with one hand reaching forward and the other reaching backwards. The leader is the only one not having to jerk someone off
Dude 1: Bro those guys totally would lick the dirt off of his boots yo.
Dude 2: I’m surprised those cucks aren’t line jerking right now
Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."
Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.
Jerking off with your hand that is in your pocket.
He was tried pocket jerking to hide the fact he was jacking off through his pocket.