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We all know what junk food is. And we know what happens to us when we make a steady diet of it. Junk sex is like junk food – not bad enough to avoid, but definitely not good enough to make a steady diet of. The effects of junk sex include outbreaks of unhealthy relationships and a malnourished emotional life, and self-destructive behavior like spending waaaay too much time at the gym. In addition to physical symptoms such as irritability, pain, and sexually-transmitted diseases. Junk sex, particularly media-induced junk sex, leads to a vicious cycle of empty sexual encounters and soul-sucking loneliness, and the obsessive preoccupation with our skin. No hard-and-fast definition (pardon the pun) can nail down the exact occurrence of junk sex, but it is very real and each person must define it for themselves.
I hooked up with this really hot, funny guy last night but it ended up being junk sex -- I didn't even come, but he sure did -- loud enough to wake the neighbors!
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When you receive an email with a picture of some random dude's dick or 'junk'.This is typically done to shock or embarrass your friends while at work, but random 'junk mailing' does happen from time to time.
"Ah man. Eddie totally hit me with some junk mail while my boss was at my desk. Now he thinks I'm into cock. I should have known it was junk mail."
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1. To delete all junk e-mail on one's account.
2. To ejaculate.
1. What is all of this spam? I'm going to empty junk.
2. I am going to empty junk on that bitch!
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When your girlfriend or boyfriend (whatever preference may be) walks by while reaching out to bump your crotch with their hand. Not to be confused with a grope, it's just a quick tap, to let you know they're thinking of the guy downstairs.
We were just cleaning house and all of a sudden she walked past me and gave me a junk bump... then it was time to clean naked!
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Making clothing out of scraps that people would otherwise discard. "Another man's trash is another man's treasure" mentality.
While "Junk Punk" may use scraps and "trash" the objects found on the clothing are completely reusable and in good shape. A style of recycling taken to an extreme.
Dude: Why are you dressed like a hobo?
Girl: I think you mean "scallawag," sir.
Dude: Fine, whatever, why are you wearing trash?
Girl: It's not trash, it's Junk Punk! *leadpipetokidney*
Dude: ow...
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As made famous in MTV's reality show Rob and Big by co-star Christopher "Big Black" Boykin, Junk Socks are multi-purpose socks that can be used as normal socks on your best friend's feet, or as filler in the g-string of a male stripper to enhance one's manhood.
It was cold back stage at the strip club as Big Black was warming up to go on-stage one last time to perform as "Black Lavender". With nothing on but his stripper sweats and g-string, Black complains about the size of his goods.
Black: "When you get nervous, you get a small package. I got the littlest wiener in Hollywood right now."
Rob: "Stuff it."
Rob takes both his socks off and offers them up to Black, who then inserts both socks into his g-string and performs stripper routine. Afterwards, Black returns the socks to Rob who then puts them back on his feet.
Rob: "I feel a little weird putting these Junk Socks back on my feet."
Black: "Junk socks are the best socks."
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n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.
1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."
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