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facebook junkie

A person who finds it extremely difficult to focus on anything other than facebook. If they're at work, all they think about is finding a window of opportunity so as to be able to access thier facebook page. If the kids are hungry, then food will consist of a pot noodle, a packet of crisps and a can of coke, taking as little time as possible to prepare in order to get back to thier beloved facebook. This inturn creates what is now know as a facebook orphan.

facebook junkie facebook orphan

by rastadee September 9, 2009

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Ass Junkie

A person, whether being female or male who has an unusual likingto anal copulation, this person loes to be butt facked all night long. The term originated from 17th century France among the snuff dens, where a French crack head would take home a prostitute and "wear them out" normal copulation with the vagina got old, due to its losseness and other holes were sought out. A nobleman discovered the firmness of the "bunghole" and only had sex with that from then on. These prostitutes where thus known as "ass junkies"

Josh: SO i went to this sweet party the other night
Adam: Oh really? How was it?
Josh: Good, besides all the ass junkies following me around

by Josh Mosh July 25, 2006

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Love Junkie

There are those who may be addicted to that love "high." They need that amphetamine-like rush of dopamine, norepinephrine and phenylethylamine. Because the body builds up a tolerance to these chemicals, it begins to take more and more to give love junkies that high. They go through relationship after relationship to get their fix.
(via How Stuff Works)

Jennifer is a love junkie. After she broke up with Sean, she got with Gage as soon as possible.

by SV5Y August 6, 2014

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Text Junky

1. A texter who cannot (really WILL NOT) put down their phone b/c they think that they must always text.

1. Jan sure is a Text Junky. She couldn't even buy food for her kids; because she just put another $300 down on the cell bill. Pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by IrishDaddy2U April 14, 2010

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emotion junkie

A person who obsessively indulges in social issues to stimulate strong internal emotions for their drug-like effect. This can be an unconscious behavior; the emotion junkie will often be able to rationalize support for their cause/drug of choice.

What separates emotion junkies from normal activists is a distinct lack of empathy towards other nearly identical causes, and flitting from cause to cause as the emotional intensity of each waxes and wanes.

Emotion junkies are unable to give a coherent rational explanation for their obsession with any given cause. However not all people who lack rational understanding of what they're doing are emotion junkies.

Animal rights groups are fertile ground for emotion junkies. Members of such groups who live to emote, but are disinterested in strategy or other organizational aspects tend to be emotion junkies.

People who are suddenly obsessed with certain celebrities, particularly after they've died. For example a person who spends vast amounts of time and energy with tributes to deal celebrities, and are active in rumor mongering myths about the circumstances of their deaths.

People who obsess over one and only one egregious crime reported in the news, but pay no attention at all to other, equally egregious crimes in the news.

by Speed Daemon March 27, 2012

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Tan Junkie

Girls, usually ages 11-19, who spend most of their time and money baking it up at the local tan salons. Usually blondes who fry their skin until they could pass for native americans or even African Americans. However, the bleach blonde hair looks horribly unnatural with their new skin-tone.
Will get skin-cancer before they can legally drink.
Ironically, most don't really care.

"Dude, whatever happened to your exgirlfriend Sally. She was hot"
"Nah dude, she turned into a tan junkie"
"Shame. She was bangin'. Now she's just a stereotypical yuppie"

by lesharkattaque June 25, 2006

40๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


cunt junkie

one who obsesses over the female's reproductive system, mainly the cunt.

Billy is a fuckin cunt junkie.

by Jaz Bass April 21, 2007

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