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The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.
George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
Sweet and affectionate, Has the energy of 5 tigers. Will try to eat your food. Loves to play Bunny (aka her chew toy) Great fetching skills. Watches any YouTube video but her moms. Barks at any songs she hates. Loves to take long runs.
When I went to go get a beverage from the kitchen, Karma The Dog stole my Chic Fil A Wrap and ate it!
Insta-karma is just a better sounding version of instant karma it is when someone does something either rude or something nice and then has something bad or something good happen to them almost instantaneously.
My sister called me a Jackass and on her way into the kitchen she slipped and fell on her ass, talk about Insta-karma
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Whatever you do comes back to you.
Negative Karma means bad juju
Positive Karma is good juju
Karma is a bitch. Especially when you annoy others.
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The points you get by giving total strangers cigs
This guy better give me a cig! I have so much cigarette karma points!
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When you're talking mad shit, a thing you say whilst gesturing a cap being over your head (in the form of a triangle) to protect oneself from receiving any bad Karma. A way to ward it off.
Saily: Her forehead is so big! OMG Erika, fucking Karma Cap! *Gestures triangle cap over head*
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The act of something coming back to bite you in the ass. Comparable to the phrase "What goes around comes around"
Ted-"Bill!" "Don't laugh at the homeless people!"
Bill- "Why not?"
Ted- "Because you will get Karma Slapped thats why!"
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