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kermit

has a lotta opinions about people

person: Kennedy, i like your personality

Kermit: fact check please

by kennedyv April 8, 2022


kermit

a guy who has a lotta opinions on people

person: i like your personality kennedy

kermit: fact check please

by kennedyv April 8, 2022


Kermit

The most handsome guy to ever walk this Earth, alpha male, picks up the hottest chicks everywhere he goes, he has big muscles ready to destroy whoever crosses his path

uwu look its Kermit hes sooooo hot

by kermithoo May 7, 2023


Kermit

Kermit the frog is a very bad frog has had Smoked on the job and cheated several different times and therefor he has been to jail once therefor he is a great meme but bad frog

Kermit: I am Kermit THE frog

Idiot: who dat

by rhytian January 3, 2020


Kermit

Number #15 on the Kansas City Chiefs, current quarterback for the team

Did you see that Kermit threw an interception to a white corner back?

by 44-22GoBirds February 19, 2025


Kermit

K-9/k dog Best cat feeder east of the Mississippi.

Kermit of release marine is the best cat feeder this side of the Mississippi.

by Ryan wilemon November 1, 2022


Kermit

After fucking a girl in the ass for hours. You pull your dick out and there’s a Lima bean sitting perfectly on the tip of your dick. Which resembles Kermit the frog perched on a wall, tree, etc.

“Dude, I was fucking Jessica in the ass last night and when I pulled my dick out I had a Lima Bean on the tip”!!
“Bro, you totally got a Kermit”!

by JermzLundy April 3, 2019