Kitchen Snow

Cocaine

"Hustlaz be gettin doe by pitchin dat kitchen snow" - SouloCutz, 2008

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Kitchen Wizard

Someone who tattoos from home. Normally this hill billy practice occurs in the kitchen without the use of an autoclave or sterile needles.

Jesco White, the kitchen wizard, gives wild and wonderful tattoos from his momma's double-wide.

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kitchen porter

The best euphemism there is for "dishwasher". This person is an essential component of the restaurant kitchen but still gets treated like shit.

A: "I spilt all this gravy on the floor and I need 500 plates washing in 10 minutes."

B: "Get the Kitchen Porter to do it."

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Soup Kitchen

The gathering of homeless men in an abandoned car (usually resembling a red prius) in which an orgy occurs. The hobos typically trash the car and leave condoms and baby mice in the back seat. This sometimes happens in a car that is not even abandoned, but one that is simply parked or is encountering very slow traffic.

This term was established in the movie "The Other Guys"

Hobo #1-"Hey Mike, did you do anything interesting today?"
Hobo#2-"Yea! Ellen left her prius in the strip club parking lot this afternoon. Me and the boys had a nasty soup kitchen in it and we wrecked it. We were suckin down on farts...outrageous fun."
Hobo #1-"No way! Wish i could have been there!"

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Hell's Kitchen

Chill neighborhood on the West Side, where I was born and raised. Natives include Sylvester Stallone as well as the fictional Daredevil. Sadly, more and more snobs are moving in, gentrifying us into this so-called 'Clinton' neighborhood.

I have mad chill views of Jersey from my apartment, not that I would ever want to go to that suburban hellhole. Stay out of NY, Jay and Silent Bob!

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Soup Kitchen

The act of several homeless men breaking into a car, and engaging in an orgy. After the said orgy one hobo is to leave a dead mouse in one of the used condoms as a "gift" for the cars owner.

Godammit! Dirty Mike and the Boys had another Soup Kitchen in my car!

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Kitchen Pass

A fictional pass issued/approved (verbally written or text) by your significant other to get out of the house to hangout or go shopping with your friends.

Micah was able to hangout with his friends last night because his wife issued him a kitchen pass (KP).

Susan went shopping with her friends after her boyfriend signed her KP.

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