Laid

Basically meaning someone is gonna have sex later on that day

“I’m gonna get laid tonight bro”
“Ye bro,same!”

LAIDS

Lady-aids or lesbian-aids.

Nobody really knows.

"AYYY, you got LAIDS!"
"Nah, mate i'm not lesbian!"
"But you are a Lady!"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!"

not a fully laid table

An insult that is directed towards an individual who you think is somehow mentally deficient, unintelligent or downright stupid. Predominantly, if not exclusively, used in the UK.

That guy is acting strange, saying weird things to people. He 's definitely not a fully laid table and needs help.

Laid back

Very simple, chill;cool as fuck

Dam that place is freshly laid back

UP LAID

When you are in your bed of choice and have ideas that are so prurient that you scare the daylights out of even the super nonconformists.

Look that ASSHOLE is so UP LAID that they are to be imprisoned in a PRISM of corporate (body) monopolism but we can DRIP and tell HALSEY about it.

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

Laid Played

Having to deal with a decision you have already made. Based off the term card laid, card played.

Sally-"I wish i would have never slept with my boyfriend"
Karen-"Yea me too and now your pregnant sorry but laid played you knew he was a jerk"