Asking lamp

A username that someone uses if they are a trumpie.

Donald trump’s new Twitter handle will be asking lamp

soggy lamp

1.Someone who ruins the fun.
2.Someone who is very lazy

God John, you're such a soggy lamp!

Lamp Post

A taunting word. Its suggestive, but it doesn't have a meaning other than a simple lamp post. Its used for fun, to see how far the oblivious member of the group can go with elaborating about "Lamp Posts".

Person 1: "Haha, thats a big lampost!"
Oblivious Person: "Yeah, I bet you do like that big lamp post! Get it? Get it? Eh...?"

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beating the lamp

massaging the tip of your penis then sticking your finger in the hole to plug the cum up and it inflates to the shape of a lampshade.

I got an infection from beating the lamp.

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lamp out

To turn off the lights and go to sleep.

Girl:What you want to do?
Other Girl:Im so tired ima lamp out.

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pineapple lamp

A lamp with pineapples on it.

"Hey, dude, that lamp has pineapples on it. It's such a pineapple lamp."

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Lava Lamp

A light that protects you from the dark in a groovy way

Stephanie: I think Mckay put it there......(lava lamp)
Nicole: your just afraid of the dark :p

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