Having to take a dump when the power is out.
Lights are out and I have to poop, looks like it's time for a lantern deuce.
completely disgrace from shitty managers to underpaid staff.
βare you looking forward to your shift at the lantern palace.β
βfunny joke.β
When you get some vomit spit it in your girls eye and then shine a torch in her eye
Damn you really did the green lantern
Refers to an act of fellatio from a person missing one or more front teeth.
"It must be great knowing a crack whore!"
"Yes, if you like Jack-o-Lantern Jobs"
Its the act of using your cellphones flashlight to see where you are going when your going down on your partner.
I picked this hoe up last night and was not sure what I was getting my self into so I had to use the old Boston lantern
This emoji is often used by developers or gamers to express their frustrations (shows laughing in agony) Like AAAAAAAAAAAAahaaaaa! HA! hha! Ha!
π pumpkin (jack o' lantern)
Situation 1:
Developer (perfect writing code in concetration 6h withou't any mess !)
GOD: /summon minecraft:lightning_bolt ~x ~y ~ z at substation (β©enter)
Developer's PC: (β¬β¬)
Developer: π
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Situation 2:
Rich Gamer (child of "rich" parents): Hey bro, this cool new game is awesome, I literally don't know what I would do if it didn't come out, I have to play it 24/7 now! being toxic
YOU(windows XP user without desk or way to cool the room): π π π