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verb: To start shitting in a public restroom after someone who is already in there shitting, and to finish and leave before they are even out of the stall.
Person 1: I was in the john taking care of business, when somebody busted into the stall next to me, dropped trow, and started makin' ass trumpets like you never heard before. Craziest part about it, he was done, cleaned up, and outta there before I was even ready for paper.
Person 2: You got shit lapped, bro.
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dun-lap
when your belly laps over the belt of your pants.
Your belly dun-lap over your belt.
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Gal pal spelled backwards = Lap lag. A male who befrinds lots of girls, often disregarding their own male gender friends.
Lap lags often can relate to girls about fashion, clothes, shoes, nails, "in" hair styles, and love to converse w/ girls about gossip & drama on the couch under a snuggly warm blanket and a good movie. Lap lags also like to sit at "all girl" lunch tables and get the inside scoop on female culture. Being taf, cute, and in love with video games are optional, but are usually present in a "lap lag""gal or "gal pal"
Scene . Guy at an All Male Lunch table. MJ at an all female lunch table
Guy : Hey get over here and stop being a lap lag
MJ: Dude shutup were talking about some serious stuff over here, if only you could my feelings!
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When a girl performs such great oral sex on a guy, that it relaxes the guy so much he takes a nap, while her head is still in his lap.
That girl gave me a lap dance at the bar. Then I took her home and she gave me a lap nap.
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to comfort, to show affection toward another person.
to support or encourage to soothe, console, or reassure; bring cheer to yet not sexual.
Today, I had such a bad day, and I am in need of wine and some lap-doggin.
After the little boy lost his football game; he asked his mom when we get home can I have 2 things:
A bowl of ice cream and sit on the couch and you give me some Lap-dogginplease :(
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A walk around a restaurant/pub/bar/club to see if the people you are meeting up with are there yet
I did 2 loser laps around the bar but still couldn't find my peeps
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A pussy cat that chooses to nap on your lap.
Look at this cat. She could be anywhere in this world but chooses to nap on my lap. She's my lap pussy.
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