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A tall and skinny, but goodlooking and muscularly toned man.
Most girls like giant, buff, men, but I am more into a nice Lean Cuisine.
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Promithezine Cough Syrup (codeine) mixed with Sprite.
Yo mane,I was loaded on that purple lean.
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When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.
Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?
*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*
Man- Oh I can think of a way.
*cheesy grin*
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Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.
Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.
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Another stretch done by the Hatleys. Done by first stretching your hands into the air. Then bending forward almost to your feet. Its often done by Ben Hatley after he's been sitting for too long. It is also done by his wife, Liv. Guaranteed to relax a creaky back. Its one of the exercises collectively known as 'Hatley Stretches'.
Liv: Oh no, my back's all creaky. I gotta do a Liv Lean.
Ben: You poor thing! I know what you need. My back gets creaky sometimes, too. Only I do a Hatley Hula to stretch mine.
Liv: Yeah, but the Liv Lean is much easier. All you do is throw your hands up in the air and then lean forward. You know, like you were going to touch your toes, but you just dangle your hands in front. It gives you a good, long stretch in your back. (Liv demonstrates to Ben how the stretch is done).
Ben: Wow! This really works. Its a real s-t-r-e-t-c-h! (groans in relief) Good one, Liv! My back feels great now.
Liv: (starts laughing at him) I told you so! Its one of the best back stretches. This is great! Whenever your back is sore, a Liv Lean can perk it right up.
Opal: Did I hear you right? Is that one of your stretches you do? My back's a little creaky. Can you show me?
Ben: Sure, you stretch your hands over your head and then lean down almost to the ground. It really stretches the back.
Opal: Sweet! I'm gonna have to show this to Ed. He'll love it.
Using the "pull out" method during sex while wearing a condom.
My girl hates messes so I was forced to dry lean all over her face last night. a.k.a dry leaning
She is an amazing jeurl. But she won’t admit it. Really good at letting people how to express their emotions. Should be a psychiatrist instead of a lawyer. (Both you’ll be really great) She always asks how your day was and is really interested on how your day was. And how are you. how r u? When she has something on her mind, she shares it with people she cares about and explains why she feels a certain way about it. She has a beautiful smile. She’s pretty and sometimes she’s sad. Pretty Sad. But mostly pretty. her wisdom. her smile. HER BRAIN. wise beyond her years. And an amazing cook. And an amazing dancer. she smells really really nice. And spells catchup with you as ketchowpi.
Tristan Lean!! You’re the bestest ever!!