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A blunt filled to the brim with headies, and then coated in promo.
Q. Man what the fuck is up with your eyes?
A. I'm faded as shit off that Lean Blunt
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A tall and skinny, but goodlooking and muscularly toned man.
Most girls like giant, buff, men, but I am more into a nice Lean Cuisine.
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Promithezine Cough Syrup (codeine) mixed with Sprite.
Yo mane,I was loaded on that purple lean.
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When you hit on a girl while she is sitting down at a desk and you lean in with one arm folded on the counter top and the other poised on your hip at an angle. The you would usually say a cheesy pick up line that would only work in a porno movie from the 70s.
Woman- How will I pay for the pizza?
*Porno leans in like a slime ball and grins*
Man- Oh I can think of a way.
*cheesy grin*
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Just as a plant bends toward the sunlight, the male penis will bend permanently toward the favorable hand used when jerking off.
Why does John's penis bend to the left when he's erect? Answer: Because he uses his left hand to jerk off. In other words, he has mad jerker's lean.
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She is an amazing jeurl. But she won’t admit it. Really good at letting people how to express their emotions. Should be a psychiatrist instead of a lawyer. (Both you’ll be really great) She always asks how your day was and is really interested on how your day was. And how are you. how r u? When she has something on her mind, she shares it with people she cares about and explains why she feels a certain way about it. She has a beautiful smile. She’s pretty and sometimes she’s sad. Pretty Sad. But mostly pretty. her wisdom. her smile. HER BRAIN. wise beyond her years. And an amazing cook. And an amazing dancer. she smells really really nice. And spells catchup with you as ketchowpi.
Tristan Lean!! You’re the bestest ever!!
When a meth addict is so high he leans backwards due to the inability to stand up straight.
Look, that guy is doing the tweaker lean.