Lift Hiker

A person who walks into an elevator, presses the floor they require then obliviously stands in front of the buttons so no other patrons may press the button they require.

stu: excuse me could you kindly step aside so that i may press the button?

Lift Hiker: oh sorry i didnt realise,

stu: Thats quite alright, (under breath) stupid lift hiker!

towel lifting

Towel lifting is when you pull a turban off of a muslims head, and run with it.

"Hey dude lets do some towel lifting today."
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"

genital lift

Plastic surgical procedures perfomed on your genitals to enhance your partners experience and give them a throbbing climax.

Man, she should get a genital lift... I didn't climax at all last night.

princess lift

If you can read this, you are gay.

"I'm a homosexual"

"Who gave you a princess lift?"

space lift

when a persons my space site is dull,boring and lacks visitors.they need to update,spice it up.make it inviting.

wuz on the net the other night,man suzie's my space was so old n tired it needed a space lift !

dick lifts

The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.

Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym

wrinkle lift

a procedure or technique of removing wrinkles from the skin so as to make one look younger; an anti-aging treatment

She is undergoing a wrinkle lift because she wants to look younger and more gorgeous than ever before.