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When your stomach is so big that you have to lift it up and drop it back down when attemping to move it.
Dude....... look at his lift and drop! I bet he has to pick it up and rest it on his wife's back to fuck!
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Towel lifting is when you pull a turban off of a muslims head, and run with it.
"Hey dude lets do some towel lifting today."
"great idea, but be careful we don't wanta get one with a hand gernade in it"
"yeah"
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The act of when a female is in the shower with her partner and props her leg and lifts up her labia to control the urine stream to urinate on her partner
Hey Fred 2 weeks ago I peed on my wife in the shower and last night she gave me the old labia lift to piss on my leg
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The action of an anthropoid, or animal with the proper male reproductive organs hoisting a weighted miscellaneous item of interest (particularly weights commonly used for muscle developing at physical fitness centers and other various fitness locales) using their phallus in order to augment size, length, girth, or to simply express physical and emotional well-being.
Just came back from doing d-lifts (dick lifts) at the gym
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when a persons my space site is dull,boring and lacks visitors.they need to update,spice it up.make it inviting.
wuz on the net the other night,man suzie's my space was so old n tired it needed a space lift !
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Plastic surgical procedures perfomed on your genitals to enhance your partners experience and give them a throbbing climax.
Man, she should get a genital lift... I didn't climax at all last night.
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If you can read this, you are gay.
"I'm a homosexual"
"Who gave you a princess lift?"
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