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An extremely cute lizard whom is world wide famous for wearing hats and hating his owner
Have you seen Ben the lizards newest video?!
(Noun)
A black person unexpectedly spotted at night.
We were driving down a dark road when suddenly a night lizard appeared out of no where.
When your semen flies out of your penis with such ferocity that it resembles a lizards tongue.
Joe: hey Pete, what's that in dirty Di's hair?
Pete: I've just taken her in cubicle 2 and fired my lizards tongue in her haircut.
Joe: Shockin
Pete: fuck off ya nondescript.
Joe: Alrighty.
A Highway Lizard, is a woman who will specifically target lifted 4x4's, semi trucks, or can be seen seductively dressed on the side of a road, with the hopes of attracting the attention of any guy who is willing to give her any sort of attention. You can always find a Highway Lizard at truck stops, gas stations, night clubs, or outdoor party spots.
Not to be confused with a Mud Cricket or a River Roach. But the Highway Lizard is closely related.
Hey Danny, were you out with that Highway Lizard last night.. Dude, get your pencil checked, cause she's been on every rig at Stave Lake.
To perform oral sex on a female.
Bob said, She wanted me to lick the lizard.
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A female who hangs out at trucker stops, who sleeps with truckers, sometimes for money.
Will got to stop at houston so we can pick up some yard lizards.
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When your bitch is sucking you off, then you blow your load on her upper lip and in her eye. This results in her licking your baby batter off her lip and winking at the same time
Dude 1: Bro, i gave your mom a Winking Lizard last night
Dude 2: What the Fuck bro!!
Dude 1: your mom sucks good dick
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