Lonely Swordsman

One that masturbates (male). A wanker.

Mr X: Hey! Take a look at your neighbour!

Mr Y: Oh yeah... The Lonely Swordsman. He´s usually at it after ten. Throw something at his window and he`ll close the curtains.

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Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.

I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.

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Lemme lone

Leave me alone or stop bothering me.

You better lemme lone before I get pissed off

you better lemme lone before I get pissed off

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lonely kid

A kid you see at school that obviously has no friends and sit alone all the time.

-Man, how did lonely kid get fubbs

-ONG!!!! INSIDE JOKE!!!1111ONEONE

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lonely christmas

lonely christmas is a term which refers to smell of a middle aged man whose only current relationship is with alcohol and his co-workers.

'is it me or does jay smell like gin?'
'yea, he smells like a lonely christmas'

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Lone Soldier

A legendary gamer, mainly from COD 2, COD 1, bf vietnam and guild wars. Lone Soldier is known world wide for being exceptionally good at online pc games and expresses his very high skilled gaming by owning everybody that has ever come across him.

"omg its lone soldier, i quit, we got no chance"

"hi lone, u rock, i want to be you"

"lone, nobody is as high skilled as you, do u hax?"

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lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

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