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Hails from Long Island, New York, specifically the Oak Beach Inn in Hampton Bays. Said to be invented by bartender Robert "Rosebud" Butt. The original recipe called for one ounce of vodka, gin, tequila, and light rum, a half-ounce of triple sec, a dash of lemon juice, and a splash of cola. Today it is served many different ways, but the best place to get one is at any bar on Long Island.
John: "Yo I finally got that bitch Sarah to climb in bed with me"
Steve: "What you give her, a Rohypnol?"
John: "No I just made her a couple Long Island Iced Tea's and she was glad to get in bed with me”
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When he could no longer look us in the eyes, we thought he was going to give us the long island goodbye.
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The Long Island Lolita is the classic Long Island Tale of a teenage girl who seduced A much older married man. When he wouldn’t leave his wife, she shot her in the back of the head. And made Long Islanders look like white trash messes.
1- you’ve never heard of long island Lolita?
2- Bruh just cause I’m from Long Island doesn’t mean I know them OH MY GODDD
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Comes from the day after a heavy night of drinking nothing but Long Island Iced Teas, you find that your excrement is soft but not too soft, a firm soggy texture if you will, with an extremely distinct odour which can only be associated with the alcohol previously consumed, which was obviously of the LIIT variety!
Oh my god! I just did the biggest long island iced poo of the day, quick, come and see, come and see... but for the love of all that is good and pure hold your frickin' nose!!!
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Obtaining the necessary traits to become a household name all over Long Island. One must be "The Scene," one must promote notable NYC clubs on notable nights, one must contain over 1,000 facebook friends.
"I went to camp with this kid, do you know him?" "Of course I know him...he's a Long Island Juggernaut." "Did you hear about that club tomorrow night?" "yeah my Juggernaut told me." "Jeremy Rosen is definitely not a Long Island Juggernaut." "I don't know enough people nor promote notable clubs to become a Long Island Juggernaut.
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An alcoholic beverage, no one is really sure WHAT you put in it, it looks to the eye like iced tea, but it actually is not ice or tea, or any combination of the above. It hits you harder than a ton of bricks, but that is what mixed hard liqours will do to you.
"Last night we threw half my parents liqour cabinet together, and we got long island iced tea."
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the best recipe ever....
2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice
Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???
No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas
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