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Anyone with the last name of BIRCH
Me: “can I hav some money please ALEX/MICHAEL”
Alex/Michael: no u I need it even tho you hav 1k and I hav 600k
Me: stop being a loot goblin
A person who (usually in the setting of Dungeons and Dragons) impulsively keeps all loot acquired on their travels, even if it is of little to no current or future worth.
“Last session Justin was such a loot goblin, he took almost everything that wasn’t nailed down in the dungeon!”
Will take do anything to get his loot or any loot for that matter. If you die and then come back he’ll have taken everything. He’ll die trying to get his loadout if he has to.
Alex: where’s my stopping power gone? I left it by the shop after buying the loadout
Owen: sorry mate didn’t know it was yours..
Alex: you’re such a loot goblin!!!
The refused piece of crap that usually takes a second or third flush to finally rid the toilet of this menacing tool!
I was finished taking a crap at a friends party, when another partygoer yelled out "Hey, someone left a stray-loot in the fucking toilet!"-I was sooo embarrased!
Someone who is sort of off in the world.
Sara is very lootely today after being on anastasia 😬
The act of breaking into a gay man's house and stealing his underwear
Brady was arrested for lanondorf looting