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The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread
Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"
Ben: "did she complain?"
Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"
Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"
Jones: "fo show"
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Another term for boobies. It is referencing the fact that boobs are lumpy and only ladies have them
Get you to love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my lovely lady lumps
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To be a large mishapen blob which resembles a freak; a deformed blob. See also lump of freakity
Example: "Have you actually done any exercise before? You big lump of freak!"
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usually a British phrase, meaning, " (...) whether you like it or not (...)".
like it or lump it, the Italian Mafia, IMHO replace, in Quebec, the spiel of the conscruption industry ; at least that will cut down on some bureaucracy
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A female with a very hairy vagina.
Damn, that girl is a grass lump!
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An overaged, wrinkly fat woman with too much sense of power.
yo momma so fat, when she went to the beach the whales jumped outta da water and started singin' "we are family, even though your fatter then me
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the abominable cyst found on the genitals of students of the University of Texas. commonly appears as an orange swelling of the flesh. This disgusting disease comes as a direct result of attending the University of Texas. typical symptoms include:
.a sexual attraction to the color orange
.a bestiality fetish (specifically an attraction to a cow)
. dementia (believing that UT is an adequate school)
.douchebaggery (male)/bitchery (female)
.thoughts of suicide
the only known treatment is a salve consisting of Sooner semen, crushed Baylor bear testicals, and Aggie asshole hairs that is applied directly to the infected area.
Elisa: hey Alex, what's that on your dick??
Alex: shit i dunno...
Elisa: wtf it's orange, did u go to UT ??
Alex: yea. how did u know??
Elisa: longhorn lump. -_-
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