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When your girl is on all 4’s and and you finger and eat her snatch out from behind whilst mining her little brown flower deep with your nose.
I fed Roger a miner’s lunch today. It was heaven.
My nose still smells of her arse after that miner’s lunch.
Right after she works out is not the ideal time for a miner’s lunch.
When you pay $5 for a homeless man or woman (your choice) to tongue punch your fart box in an alleyway while you are on lunch break.
Boss: You are five minutes late getting back to work. This is a pattern and cannot continue.
Employee: I’m sorry. I got this guy down by the park that does the best lunch punches so it’s hard to get away.
Boss: Oh that’s ok then. I’ll go with you tomorrow. Maybe we can get a 2 for 1.
When a Smurf vomits
Papa smurf ate some bad sushi then had a blue lunch
Free Lunch is where you're allowed to get something totally free without having to pay anything for it later.
Steve: I took Samantha to my house and we had a really good time together, but since I didn't buy her food first, she said she won't be seeing me again.
Bill: There is no Free Lunch.
When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.
Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.
A lunch date with three people
“Let’s invite Sarah to lunch with us, it’ll be a lunch threesome.”