Lurking Chicken

A prank wherein one lurks in a place where they will soon be found, such as behind a door or around a corner, flapping their arms like a chicken and leaning forward with an intent, wide-eyed gaze, often for the purpose of startling someone.

I walked into my bedroom and Derek was behind the door, doing the lurking chicken; it nearly gave me a heart attack.

dick lurking

Creeping around pubic places trying to give out some dick

Ew, I think that creepy dude on the bench over there is dick lurking.

Lurked

Murked but for ladies

That bitch is hella lurked

Lurking side characters

Lurking side characters are a group of background characters in SpongeBob

Each lurking side character has its own physical appearance due to being filler characters who are far in the distance they don’t do anything much there so distant that u can’t even see there pupils in fact they look like herobrine

However these characters are special because they server a completely different purpose then the other background characters they aren’t really meant to speak and are seen in the either the distance lines or crowds but also generic background characters in the distance

A fun fact before we end this: Even tho they look like herobrine in episodes such as Valentine’s Day, the good krabby name, Sandy’s nutmare and snail mail they can be closer (not in foreground close) but they have drawn pupils

Patrick: *sees some fish* who r they
SpongeBob: shhh we don’t talk to them there lurking side characters

Patrick: hello there lurking side character
Lurking side character: huh
SpongeBob: PATRICK WHY NOW THERE NOT FILLER AHHHHHHHHHHH U RUINED THE SHOW AND GUESS WHAT
Patrick: what
SpongeBob: IT WAS LIVE
Patrick: oh
*every single character in SpongeBob (even dead characters) and the people watching SpongeBob jump patrick*

lurk off

A term to say to someone when they are stalking your online profile continuously or profusely.

Geez, that guy will not get off of her account, someone should tell him to lurk off..

Lurk bag

Some one That works around doing nothing but lurking.

Steve your a dirty lurk bag

Cyber lurk

To pass away time online, trawling through forums and tube sites, looking to gain sexual information or images.

There was no work today, so I stayed home and had a cyber lurk.