M&M Peep Chili

The Physical representation of A mental Breakdown

Person 1: You put the peeps in the chili pot and eat them both up, you put the peeps and the chili pot, and add the M&Ms, you put the peeps in the chili pot and it makes it taste.... bad, I'm gonna eat all this M&M Peep Chili by the way..... and or die trying

Person 2: I see you going through something, so can you teach us ANYTHING in class today

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You want an M&M?

Carl: N-no thanks I'm stuffed!
Mr. Krabbers: No seriously you should have an M&M they're really good!
Carl: Oh okay
Mr. Krabbers: Good aye?
Carl: So freaking good

You want an M&M?

I can't have one, I'm feeling full

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I want to fUk the brown m+m

These words was said by the famous Wilbur Soot, who is a famous makeup, and animal expert.

Wilbur- the brown m+m is very nice, i want to FUk the brown m+m
Tommy- Foking hell wilBur foot

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Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M

The greatest and most powerful M&M in existence. It is a (fictional) card from the card game Yu-Gi-Oh.

Becomes an insta-kill card when

“You really thought I’d just let you attack? You fool. You activated my trap card! “The infusion!” By sending “You Know I had to do it to Em” and “Meme Review Doctor Phill” to my graveyard, I can fusion summon this; BEHOLD YUGI: Dr. Phil: The Ultimate Green M&M! Why stop there!? By sacrificing five dollas, my M&M’s attack will increase to Infinity! This duel, is OVER!

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G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S

G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S Means go to the kitchen and make me a sandwich. Meiyar tends to use that keyword alot since he has 10 girlfriends

Man: G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S Bitch.
Woman: yes daddy what toppings?
Man: IDGAF HOE JUST G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r

Fuckin Retard

B e n t l y C o m m a n d e r is fuckin retarded

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I L Y S M I W K M S F Y

Why is it, ' ily ' and not, 'I love you so much I would kms for you'

A: I L Y S M I W K M S F Y
B: <33

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