The best football game ever made. Every other Madden game after that sucks ass.
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A sarcastic question asked to someone, while playing the video game madden, who is obviously mad.
Guy #1: Stop doing onside kicks and long passes you pussy.
Guy #2: You madden? bro
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Dan is a player that throws pics every play and is down 5 touchdowns by half but always keeps positive attidtude until rage quitting at the end of the third quarterππ
Dan sucks at madden
WHY DID THE CORNER STOP RUNNING!!!!
Terrible madden player-SUCKS- bad at something
A group of angry bearded women who created a powder-blue-eyed Ellen Degeneres lookalike manchild sociopath. This sociopath went on to find YouTube fame, and as of November 2017 has more than 500,000 subscribers. The Madden Mobile Gods reside in the bedroom closet of an undisclosed location in Michigan, USA.
The Ellen Degeneres lookalike spends 6 hours a night worshipping the Madden Mobile Gods in his closet.
Bella once caught the Madden Mobile Godsβ worshipper in deep worship, and she has not been spotted near the undisclosed location since.
Can I join the Madden Mobile Gods worship rituals?
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A good play in a sport or something good happens while playing in a sport
Him: Did you just see that goal he just scored?
Her: yeah thatβs some madden type shitπ€§
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The act of melting down a Madden CD and placing it into a syringe then injecting the hot liquid into one's ass like a steroid injection.
Adam melted Madden for Eric because the game was so garbage. Then Eric bent over and got an injection of Madden. This is Madden Ass Pumping.
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Noun; The theory of coming up with countless examples without making it too noticeable in usually a paper or report. Named for the unintentional relevance John Madden uses when spectating football. Β² The act of going into another example unintentionally.
The greaks gods of the odyssey were very distinct, You have the four top gods. Poseidon, god of water. He controls the seas and those who rides those seas. The ones who rode these seas and is the most memorable, is Odysseus. Odysseus was a powerful man, coming back from the Trojan war. The Trojan war was a large battle, with the climactic death of achiles...Etc.
Β² "I just saw my best friend in the park, the park is really nice and beautiful with a lake in the middle, this lake is pretty awesome, ive gone fishing, fishing is pr"- "Dude, stop doing the John Madden theory..."
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