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Marielis love the cold! Their feathers keep them warm.
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A Male version of Paris Hilton.
M(ale) + (p)ARIS = MARIS
Marises are spoiled little male prima donnas, never having worked a day in their lives, always getting bailed out by Mommy and Daddy. They tote around small dogs, think life revolves around their imagined social status, and are intellectually challenged.
Most Marises are so self absorbed that they think they are the shit, the be all and end all, not having the slightest inkling that everyone else has absolutely no respect for them.
"<insert name here> is such a wannabe big shot Maris. He tried to talk his way into the front of the line, but the bouncer had no idea who he was."
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The person that judges everything, is very mean and demanding.
I hate Mary
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She will rock your cotton socks off! She will woo you with her ravishing laugh and cute button bottom. She may look innocent but she is actually a sexual deviant. She prefers men of the chocolate frap colour. She also loves her men with large bushy eyebrows. Marie is always up for a good time ;)
I tried to get with marie last night cause rocked my socks off! She really did woo me with her ravishing laugh and cute button bottom. However, she rejected me because I was not a chic frap colour and didn't have bushy eyebrows.
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short for marijuana;
such as; Mary Jane
other names;
bud
weed
such as "I heard he sells pretty good MARY"
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The kind of lapdancing that is performed in such an intoxicated state, it ceases to be sexy. Might even lead to guys asking the performer of the maris dance to please sit down. The maris tends to turn off even the most horny drunk guy. It involves swaying rather than shaking, and and might be performed a couple of meters off from the intended location.
Party People: LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE! LAPDANCE!
*girl gets up, starts drunkenly moving her hips from side to side, in a way she believes to be seductive, 3 meters away from the male supposedly receiving the lapdance*
-5 seconds of awkward silence-
Party People: It's okay, you can sit down now.
Whispers: What a maris
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NOT A WHORE. does not give lap dances, is of the female descent. She has morals and values and does not act like tila tequila.
"Maris is my biffer forever"
"Oh, you mean that girl that gives lap dances?"
"No, not at all. She has values and morals. She does not act like tila tequila."
"oh, Word."
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