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On November 30th, after beat a furry, hug a furry, and fuck a furry day, you are legally obligated to marry a furry. if you refuse to do so, there will be consequences. And it doesn’t matter who the furry is.
Furry: hey Dave, have you participated in fuck a furry day, hug a furry day, and beat a furry day?
Dave: well, uh, yeah..
Furry: Well today is Marry a furry day!
Dave: oh dear god no.
Furry: get ready for our marriage soon dear!
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When your wife falls asleep in her sweets as soon as you walk in the door, then you put your laptop on her back and wank off to videos of other having sex.
My friend is the most well adjusted husband, he is always hook up married
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Jojo’s bizarre married life- a gay fan fiction abomination produced by CLAMP where jotaro and kakyoin have children. It is the most god-aweful shitpost-worthy piece of media possibly ever created. It is the origin of the meme “kakyoin, did you lay this egg?” You sort of get the point. And their kid, jouta kujo, has a stand named after dish soap. And kakyoin poisons Dio with his horrible cooking. IT WAS ALSO ANIMATED BY STUDIO MADHOUSE. I wish I was kidding, somebody help
Person 1: have you read Jojo’s Bizarre Married Life ?
Person 2: don’t you ever fucking mention that fucking manga ever
From stepbrothers, other people have seen it too.
Fuck-marry-kill was still popular back in 2008.
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Beating your meat
Masturbating (males)
Just stop and reflect (marrying your right hand)
Having a fantasy/crush on a married man, whom you suspect is sexually attracted to you, but you know he won't actually leave his wife, so it's kinda safe. And fun.
I have an MMC (Married Man Crush) on my sexy neighbor, but he's totally married.
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Ask your lover to marry you,
Or ask your best bud to platonically marry you, you can also use this date to confess to ur loved one
National marry me day is about appreciating your loved one