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When you bring your friend Zack to a family party and your grandmother proceeds to persuade Zack to come into her cottage for some "Cake" also known as her ass. Once Zack and your grandmother go into the cottage you follow a minute or so later to find that Zack and 8 other women (All 70 years old +) are having anal sex.
I went to a wild Massachusetts anal party last night
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I have lived in Marblehead my entire life , my father was born in Marblehead as well - all the descriptions here about Marblehead are so so ignorantly wrong ! There is no caviar and BMWS for the young - the parents maybe yes - but my 14 year old son has a large group of wonderful boys and girls - they are on bikes nonstop - heading to the local beach to play spike ball all day and night . No drinking or drugs here yet . Marblehead is a beautiful seaside community , very quaint with lots of restaurants and shops to stroll around through. The drug use is not out of control - I work In a school - no more than any other town. I guess We are just so incredibly lucky and blessed to live in such a gorgeous and scenic town that it causes envy - haters only hate . Take a ride up and have a lobster roll sitting by the ocean , watching the waves - it will be a relaxing and scenic getaway for you !
We drove up to Marblehead Massachusetts for the day to explore the old fishing village streets.
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A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.
"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"
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a small suburb located outside boston where they breed alcholics. once you hit the middle school, one will be introduced to impregnation, jack daniels, various types of marijuana, UV blue, and adderall. only the strong make through high school in this moral ridden town.. one from marlborough is sure to be aware of the DG's, divas, a large number of brasilians, and the phrase "she like the way my dick tastes"
last weekend i hit up the marlborough, massachusetts a.k.a. the boro and saw this coked out baby mama get knifed outside a 711 wearing mad ed hardy
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One of the nation's oldest art institutions,located in Boston, MA.
Massachusetts College of Art, or "MassArt", is surrounded by a number of other colleges and scary homeless men who wander in and out of Mission Hill.
Common activities include:
Wondering when the Wentworth Bros are going to stop going to the gym, playing xbox, or wearing polos. Bragging over the fact that your dorm includes three bedrooms, a bathroom, kitchen, living room and enough food to last you for days- unless you live in smith and actually leave your dorm to visit the outside world. Sleeping through Introduction to Western Art History lectures until the sound of a jim bean bottle clashing on the cement floor and the teacher screaming obscenities about sexual conquests wakes you up. Knowing that you can get from one end of campus to the other without going outside. Seeing the entire school burn things at the annual "Iron Pour". Getting pissed at your friends at regular universities because they complain about their two hours classes- in comparison to your six hour studios.
How to spot someone who attends MassArt:
A Massarter will ussually be spotted anytime between 11am and 3 am wondering the streets in there skinny jeans, Dr.Marten books while holding a cigarette in one hand and a coffee cup in the other. Other qualities include: thick rimmed classes,wearing tights as pants or having one or more parts of their hair shaved, died or dreaded.
Example:
"Where do you go to college?"
"Massachusetts College of Art and Design.
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MCLA. Small (slightly shitty, but still enjoyable) liberal arts college in North Adams, MA. Good place to start out... that's it.
Enjoy: Townhouses, Blackinton St, The Mound, Fish Pond, 24/7 Dunkin Donuts, Fort Zen, Fire Pit, 3 AM pizza deliveries and townies.
Beware: RA's, the never-ending winter, herpes, and townies.
"I go to Massachusetts College of Liberal Arts because I'm smart enough for Williams and Smith, but not poor enough for more financial aid."
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The act of licking your hand like a fun-dip stick then putting it in someone’s ashes like the sugar powder and then shoving your hand up your ass
There goes Douglas. That boy is always Massachusetts Fun-Dip his dog it’s weird
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