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A class made to show students that they are stupid. Students in this class are often found dead by the end of the first 10 minutes of class, due to the newly discovered disease, Mathaphobia. This is a teenage epidemic which scientists are racing to solve.
Sally bought Gucci pants for 60000000 dollars. Jill bought Louis Vuitton for 292929 dollars. Sam bought Dolce and Gabanna for 28281 dollars. Peter bought Burberry for 5555 dollars. X bought y for z c. Can you solve for x, y, z, c? X is the name of the rich spoiled kid buying, y is the totally useless company, z is the amount of money spent and c is the currency the money was in. Remember, this question is worth 110% of your math grade!
A fucking damn shit that was invented by someone that was fucking boring and it inspired a son of a bit*h to invented (pie), that damn shit number (3.147592038284928.....)
If someone like Maths, I’ll fuck their ass off.
Acronym for Mental Abuse Towards Humans, disguised as school subject meant to train logical thinking.
You have math today? That sucks man.
MATH = Mental Abuse To Humans
Boy: what does math actually mean?
Boy 2: it's Mental Abuse To Human
Boy: hahaha!
(It's a joke, please don't take it seriously)
There is no explanation for math, except that it's a common cause for death.
Person #1: WTF IS THIS, "MATH"???
Person #2: It's something used in torture, I think.