A trilogy of which only one film is liked by EVERYONE. The others are subject to critical debates, because they are inferior and lame.
Wow, the Wachowski brothers really fucked up with the second two films of the matrix trilogy!
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verb or action.
1. Any complex task, often that requires monumental manual dexterity. ALT: Can be used sarcasticlly when a task is so easy that even an idiot can complete it.
2. When a person types really fast, often in a faux important or funny way.
1. Can I get my cup of black coffee now!? I mean, I'm not asking you to hack the Matrix or anything.
2. Person A: Dude, he looks like he's really doing a lot of work.
Person B: Yeah, you'd think he was hacking the Matrix the way he's typing.
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A process by which a high quality movie or other form of media is made completely unwatchable because of how much the sequel sucked.
Jeff: "Jess wanted to watch the Narnia movies, but I'm going to pass."
Greg: "I saw the first one, but never saw the second one."
Jeff: "Don't bother, the second one totally ruins the first."
Greg: "Oh. Total Matrix effect, then huh?"
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You were listening to Rihanna's song Cockiness (Love It) and you didn't know what a Diamond Matrix was, so you Urban dictonaried it!
It means a vagina.
Enter my diamond matrix.
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One of the most overhyped films of decade, to be fed a load of ..... ****
Holy shit I paid $10 to watch that piece of crap?
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Calendar Hoes that are featured in the month of May.
"Damn fool, did you get a glimps of dem Maytrix."
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The third film in the matrix series; lacks the awesomeness of the kung fu in the other films except a bit at the end. Has too much cgi, and Keanu Reeves plays Neo like an idiot as usual.
Wow, I just saw the matrix revolutions!
Was it any good?!!
Well...
Yes?
Well, you know the first one was good.
Yes!
And the second was pretty good but not better.
YES!!! I KNOW!!!
OH shitting hell! They fucked up!!! This film is the worst of the three. Imagine one big lamefest shoved into a two hour film, involving a briefly cool fight scene at the end, but nothing else good at all!
Oh...
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