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When you wake up the morning after having unprotected anal sex and find 'leakage'. Morning mayo happens when a person is too tired to go clean up after intercourse.
Person 1 : Morning Babe, I had fun last night.
Person 2 : Me too.
Person 1 : Why is the bed wet?
Person 2 : Oh, I have morning mayo..
Glazing a ring of cum around someones asshole
gave my girl a mayo bagle last night.
Adjective, Noun - A middle aged mans knees that over time get filled with Mayonnaise and become weak, but gives the same man the feeling he is still young, and can play sports.
Yo Mo, did you see that old dudes Knee snap back balling, he thought his Mayo Knees would hold up.
A sexual position where you cover your dick in mayonnaise and fuck a person in the ass with said mayonnaise covered dick
Guy: damn girl you so fine, I wanna stick my dick in mayonnaise and fuck you in the ass with it, call that a Mayo surprise
Girl: please never talk to me again
Female ejaculation/cum. The liquid that is emitted during an intense female orgasm. often associated with the term 'squirting' or 'gushing'.
"dude she totally got her lady mayo all over my sheets"
"hey I heard he has a lady mayo fetish, you should totally give him a big squirt tonight"
Pink Mayo is the mixture that leaks out after you ejaculate inside a girl that is actively having her period....
I came insider while she was having her menses but the shit jizz and the blood mixed...and pink mayo was born