meat planet

A planet, such as Earth, dominated by carbon-based animal organisms.

We live on a Meat Planet.

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Mystery Meat

An individual of questionable or unknown racial and/or ethnic origin.

(Said of a tri-racial, Caucasian, Black, and American Indian female with indefinite ethnic features): "Damn, that chick is mystery meat!"

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poop meat

A Japanese invention. Human and/or animal feces are strained for their protein, which is collected and sanitized. Once it's "clean" it's converted into a meat that resembles beef. Word on the streets of Tokyo is that poop meat is mad delicious, son.

I went over to EZ's place the other night and she whipped up a poop meat pasta dish. EZ called it "spaghetti bolognasty."

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meat inspector

A person who likes to look and examine cocks.

Wow.........that meyer kid is a true fuckin meat inspector!

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Meat Train

Another synonym for the human penis.

I talked to Jackie the other day, and she seemed like she wanted to take another ride on my meat train!

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Meat Guillotine

Slap your friend's adam's apple with your penis while he's sleeping, then throw your hands up and scream "You Just Got Meat Guillotined", throw water on him, and walk out.

Hey John's sleeping, he's going to get a meat guillotine.

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meat slinky

1. large, flaccid penis

2. prolapsed rectum

3. undercooked, mysterious street-vendor fare

"This cheese-steak eats like a bun full of meat slinkys."

"Oh, I guess I'll get some falafel instead."

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