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If a guy wears a Banana Hammock as a swim suit then a Melon Swing is what the girls wear for the top part of their bikini suit.
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On October 10th, anyone whose name (nickname, online username, etc.) involves the word "Melon" is not allowed to use the internet for the duration of the day.
Person 1: "Dude, it's October 10th!"
Person 2: "It's No Melon Day already? Finally! Some peace and quiet."
A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.
"See you, you're a melon pumper!"
to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
A girl who is has very big breasts.
"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"
A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)