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The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.
Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.
A girl who is has very big breasts.
"Yo that girl is soooo Mundo Meloned"
to insert a boner parallel to the buttcrack, without penetration to the anus. similar to tittie fucking.
she wanted anal sex but he cut the melon instead
Person who cuts a hole in a melon and then has sex with it.
"See you, you're a melon pumper!"
A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.