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A particularly fine ass that is stuffed so tight it looks like melons on the seat of the person in question.
A Sausage Melon Is A Type Of Salad With An Assortment Of Melons, With Chopped Up Sausages, Usually Ate Out Of A Melon Shell ;DD
I Feel Like A Sausage Melon
When one's mouth and nose is overloaded with cum it begins to overflow to the eyes resulting them in squirting cum from their eye. Also known as eye squirting.
David gave Christian a frosty melon all over his chest.
When you're giving a boob job and he cums on your boobies!
"When I finished I gave her some watery melons."
The act of a lactating large breast with a sweet yet bitter taste when squeezed will project a min. 4 feet.
Honey please keep your squirting melon away from my coffee!
A female equivalent of morning wood. It involves the random firming of the breasts between 4am-12pm. This may or may not be accompanied by a strong desire to have sex.
Jane: *yawns and feels breasts* "Mmmm They're so firm. I bet Jack will enjoy these morning melons." ;)
When a lonely white man fucks a watermelon in place of a partner.
Get away from my cantaloupe you god damn melon jacker.