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Ein Messi-Schwabe ist eine menschenähnlDerm mit primatenartiger Intelligenz. Sie ernährt sich hauptsächlich von Junkfood und Resten dir es in seinem Bau findet. Zu ihren Häufigsten Tätigkeiten zählt das Sammeln von Gegenständen, um möglichst kein Geld auszugeben.
A: Siehst du diesen Typen da vorne?
B: Der, der alle Werbekugelschreiber geklaut hat?
A: Ja genau der, ein richtiger Messi-Schwabe.
The thickest and shortest chode. It's properties are absolutely unnatural as the foreskin alone is enough foreskin to feed a homeless family for a year.
That's a pretty big Messi Ordo you've got there, it's bigger than my dad's!
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Standing up on the toilet lid and doing 1,s and 2's, usually they do not go in the toilet.
The whole area, including the walls, floor and the toilet itself should be covered in waste so it is advisable thtat you don't do it in your own home.
It is often done on purpose to get back at someone.
"That Kane was sporking your girlfriend".
"That Justin Bieber! I am so going to do the biggest Messy Pigeon the world has ever seen at his place!"
Something your football-freak friend of yours must have said at least once in his or hers li
-Do you want a messi pepsi
or...
-EEYY It's messi pepsi
When someone Scores 4 goals in a single game of Football or Soccer. So called because the said Lionel Messi of Barcelona scores 4 goals so often.
Hey Bro, did you see Gerrard do a Messi at the weekend?
The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.
He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.