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The act of passing gas in front of a running floor fan while someone is directly downwind, thus blasting them indirectly with your farticles.
Not as intense as a Dutch Oven, but much easier to surprise your victim with.
My favorite part of summer is getting to give my wife a Belgian Microwave at least once a day.
Finally getting rid of the sexual tension, by fucking the shit out of the person you have wanted to bang from the moment you met.
I can't wait to show Jamal how to microwave bread.
The mythical bread that is left on top of a microwave that gains hulk strength from being left on top of a microwave while being run#DeAndre Smalls
Dam! Bro, I ate this microwave bread left on top of the the microwave and gain incredible strength!
When a woman queefs in bed and pulls the covers over your head like a Dutch oven.
After sex with my boyfriend I gave him a Swedish Microwave.
The Michigan Microwave is where you wrap a baby you don’t want in tin foil and put it in the microwave.
Jim: “Hey Mike how’s the new kid”
Mike: “I had to do the old Michigan Microwave on his bitchass”
slang. phrase meaning you are going to beat your meat
Yeah, Hooman said he was microwaving grapes and he hasn't been back in an hour
when your microwave has been repossessed by you bitch landlord so in order to heat your dollar tree lean cuisine you take a hot shit on top the plastic coating
the cincinnati microwave is the preferred way to prepare food in certain circles