got mine

You've got your kill for that round their for you are not at fault if you happen to lose that round.

What do you mean I lost us that round I literally got mine.

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mining the vein

The act of scooping out and eating all the good parts of ice cream contained in the swirling ribbon of caramel, fudge, nuts, or other mixed-in ingredients, while eating from a container of ice cream. Analogous to a miner following and excavating a vein rich in precious metals or gemstones, leaving the less desired ore behind.

“My pint of Ben & Jerry’s is all picked through with holes in it and looks like Swiss cheese. My wife must’ve been mining the vein of fudge and nuts.”

Spaff mining

Kinky "oh shit" method of birth control. By attempting to remove your load from inside her box after giving her a serious creampie.

I forgot she wasn't on the pill so after I finished I wasn't close to done, still had a lot of spaff mining to do.

Caramel Mining

The process of actively excavating all of the visible caramel or any other non-ice cream components of a box/tub of ice cream to increase the fun level of your late night snack.

"Hey, who was into my ice cream?"
"Oh me, I only had half a bowl"
"Yeah, I see you were caramel mining, there is no more ripple in my caramel ripple"
"Sorry"
"jerk"

World Is Mine

lol hatsune miku song not clickbait

Excuse me? Are you British?
…
Oh no-
Oh no no no no no!
Hatsune Miku does NOT talk to British people!
The only pounds I need are me pounding your mom B

*proceeds to sing world is mine*

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your mine

when you like someone so much you dont want other people to look at them or like them

me: your mine
you: i know :)

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Land Mine

A thin ugly chick.

Ronnie was hooking up with grenades, fat ugly chicks, and land mines, thin ugly chicks and lovin life.

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