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The state that watches the most pornogrophy
Mississippi why?
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When you are fucking a girl doggie style and you put your thumb in her ass to steer the direction of the motion
She was pulling away so i had to mississippi riverboat her ass back on track
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When you put a plastic bag on your partner's head then take a dump on their face.
"Yesterday I took my girl to my house and had a big mississippi steamer on her head."
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A very popular city in Mississippi not to mention Biloxi. and being a Mississippian for more than half my life YES I was born and raised in Mississippi we are not racist maybe in the fucking past BUT NOT ANY MORE BITCH! At least half of our school were African Americans. It's very beautiful has a lot of history. gets a lot of tourists and is the only city I will live in without being fucking mad all the time. Lots of places to go to and just sit around having fun or watching others have fun. ex. Marine Life Ocean Aquarium, Ship Island, Lynn(sp?) Meadows, The Gulf, and many other places. I'd do anything to live down there again. There was never a dull time. With all the friendly kids and adults living there. and I've never been to such a fun church as the one I used to go to. Never in my life did I find a church that was as fun as that one. Our city litterally never slept. You go outside 3 in the morning people are still driving around in cars or doing something outside. Well maybe not the outside thing but the city was one of the busiest I've seen.
me: Gulfport, Mississippi is one of the best places to go! oh and I lovvveeee New Orleans!!
person who's never been to either: Mississippi is sooo racist and uneducated!
me: okay bitch Mississippi may of been fucking racist in the fucking past BUT EXPLAIN TO ME HOW I HAVE TONS OF AFRICAN AMERICAN FRIENDS IF I'M SO RACIST!
person who's never been to either: that's because you're to uneducated to know you're racist.
me: *punchs person* am I so uneducated that I didn't know you needed a good punching?! I am very educated and quit talking about a fucking state you've never fucking been to.*punches person again then leaves*
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The act in which a male puts his penis into a females anal cavity, and then proceeds to urinate inside of her. Result is a digusting mess that smells like sewage.
Dude, my roommate ruined my sheets by giving some bitch a Mississippi Mudslide in my bed.
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Flowood is a city in Rankin County, Mississippi, United States. The population is at 6,976. Its a great freaking city to live at. The weather is great, hot summer, mega cold winter. Despite it being Mississippi, a ''black'' country. Flowood is the second city with the highest white population. Its the only city in Mississippi that has the lowest unemployment rate for Latino's (0.0%), and highest unemployment rate for African-Americans (20.8%).
Flowood, Mississippi is shizznayy mann!
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After a hot one night stand with a big viluptruous woman, you turn over in an exausted state and ask for her last name. She tells you her name, which is the same name as your mothers maiden name, making her a direct relative of yours.
Hot dang, with all them hot pieces of ass at my family reuinion, u'd think i'd get myself into another few mississippi dandies.
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